pierced.
Reno, United States
Ouchies
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Disgusted
United States
TMI
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
Anonymous
Body modification
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
anonymous1
United States
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Anonymous
Pick me!
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
AAA
Hole for life
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
piercingfreak
New Zealand
Piercing wit
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
J.O.S
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
Top comments
nix1993 41
I know the feeling. I went to get my nipple pierced and left with a wedding dress. Surreal.
sexyboi1985 27
Wow ! Time to surprise him on the wedding night !
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Comments (76)
Siettadulce 21
Ouch! I can't stand needles so hopefully they apologized to you. But on the other hand, congrats to you getting married :)
catanita 18
Did you choose the piercing yet ?
worldclassrager 41
It could have been worse...right?
Aquaman911 18
I wanna suck that nipple piercing
meriiica88 4
Sounds like she's been in the business for a while
Demig0d6 14
Well that wasn't very engaging... Get it? No? Okay...
wolfy_fml 5
I'm a seamstress... man, the one you went to must have been really inept. I've never poked a customer... though I've jabbed myself a few times accidentally.
mooberry 5
Accidental or purposeful?
RedPillSucks 33
Nipple piercings on Sesame Street!? I've been watching the wrong damn show. Eagerly awaiting Big Bird and Snuffleupagus.
RedPillSucks 33
Was the seamstress Piers Morgan, or Pierce Brosnan