pierced.
Reno, United States
Ouchies
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Disgusted
United States
TMI
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
Anonymous
Body modification
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
anonymous1
United States
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Anonymous
Pick me!
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
AAA
Hole for life
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
piercingfreak
New Zealand
Piercing wit
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
J.O.S
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
Top comments
nix1993 41
I know the feeling. I went to get my nipple pierced and left with a wedding dress. Surreal.
sexyboi1985 27
Wow ! Time to surprise him on the wedding night !
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Comments (76)
noreia 14
look on the bright side... a few centuries ago people believed it was good luck to the couple if the seem of a weddingdress contained a drop of blood ;) good luck for your wedding and marriage
titandesu 14
well that sounds like a bargain it came with a free nipple piercing?
LeBoss2001 5
As Megan from drake and Josh would say, the person that pierced u is a boob
whatever202 11
What
valentinov 15
Kinky dresser :))
Xeivan 15
Don't be mad, that's amazing!
ch0sn 6
Shit happens
cappellaaa 23
hahahahhaha I should laugh at this, but it's too funny. that sucks op
an3ph 20
Put a ring on it?
Jbcblank 4
-grabs boob as a simpithy pain runs through it.-