Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn to cheer myself up after having recently been dumped. Halfway through wanking the gibbon, I got a horrifyingly painful cramp in my foot, and cried out in pain. Ten seconds later, with my pants still down, my dad rushed in to see if I was okay. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML
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Beanu 20
At least you caused pleasure and satisfaction for him while rubbing his foot better
piedpiper303 29
Oh yea! Cramp more foot! Ohhhh yeaaaa!!!!
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Comments (60)
dispwned 8
If it's any consolation, one time I was on top while my boyfriend and I were having sex, and right before he finished, I got a horrible cramp from my hip to my calf. We kept going while he finished and I suffered through it =/ not fun...
gabagabaheyu 10
happened to me before....sucks. sorry OP.
Ziggy122 15
Ugh. There is no greater pain than a foot cramp. Well, okay, childbirth. But holy shit, foot cramps suck. It feels like it might break if you make any sudden movements. I don't blame him for taking his mind off sex.
greekhoplite 4
I guess you can say he had to rub one out.
pesukarchu 11
Don't worry OP, it can happen to anyone. Hell, I've gotten a bad foot cramp in the same situation and we had to stop for a moment as well. It's not exactly something you can always control. Although, even then that shouldn't completely kill the mood.
avapaige1234 19
I had that happened to me before. I didn't stop though
DanielleinDC 34
Aw, that sucks for both of you. I hope he made it up to you after you took care of his aching foot.
rfn2 7
Just go for it again
cookie1207 19
It happens....
lannisters 9
ohoo ihope he get well soon so he can do pleasure moans ;)