Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn to cheer myself up after having recently been dumped. Halfway through wanking the gibbon, I got a horrifyingly painful cramp in my foot, and cried out in pain. Ten seconds later, with my pants still down, my dad rushed in to see if I was okay. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML
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Top comments
Beanu 20
At least you caused pleasure and satisfaction for him while rubbing his foot better
piedpiper303 29
Oh yea! Cramp more foot! Ohhhh yeaaaa!!!!
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Comments (60)
De_Bri 16
No pain, no game... At least the poor guy tried. Foot cramps suck and it was nice that you "rubbed one out" for him. Awfully nice. ;)
WellThatSucked89 13
All I am saying is he is a bit of a pansy. I got bit by a snake while having sex and let my man finish.
cryssycakesx3 23
none of that comment made sense. you being hurt and him being hurt are entirely different. my boyfriend stops if my strings poke him too hard. and wtf. a snake...? ew..
WellThatSucked89 13
Yeah, sorry. That comment was not well written or thought out. Although it is a true story. I was trying to be spontaneous with my husband and do it outside. We live in the boondocks, so we have no neighbors. Mid good times, we heard a hissing noise and I was bitten. But I let him continue through my pain, cause I'm just that good of a wife, I guess lol
editto 7
Moaning competitions! Ready, set. Goo
superdom 12
Cute
foxwasalamb 24
been there done that ;)
ahh_rats 15
Ehhh, it happens
yourwifelovesme 25
foot job?
thewife5 19
That was sweet he was trying to work through it. Cramping up during sex sucks.. And it takes away from the pleasure.. So you might as well stop and deal with it.. Before you continue.
worldclassrager 41
Maybe he can give you a massage afterword in return :D
KingLewisII 34
Maybe it was just an excuse to get you to play with his feet
kilullu 16
Awww honey, it's ok. He might have been enjoying it but those damn foot cramps hurt like hell! Mine make me wanna cry sometimes when they wake me up at 3 A.M. Then I fall back asleep because I'm tired, wake up again in pain, panic and suffer for 10 seconds, get myself together, and stretch it out. I hate that shit soooooo bad.