Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn to cheer myself up after having recently been dumped. Halfway through wanking the gibbon, I got a horrifyingly painful cramp in my foot, and cried out in pain. Ten seconds later, with my pants still down, my dad rushed in to see if I was okay. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML
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Top comments
Beanu 20
At least you caused pleasure and satisfaction for him while rubbing his foot better
piedpiper303 29
Oh yea! Cramp more foot! Ohhhh yeaaaa!!!!
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Comments (60)
aruden 25
Did you end up rubbing it out? His cramp in the foot of course [shifty eyes].
joea21 21
Just think of it as you just gave him the best foot job of his life
SweetasCandy0609 28
I guess that's one way of looking at it.
aktail01 10
Get some Gatorade and get back to it
IloveToLaugh143 21
I don't think Gatorade would help much in this particular situation.
SweetasCandy0609 28
#13 it could be just me but I'm fairly certain gatorade isn't going to help bring the mood or her confidence back.
glabberfasted 16
Gatorade dehydrates you from all the sodium, which can cause muscle cramps. I don't think that's a very good idea. I'd recommend a banana.
Ben009 13
I would have worked through it. But that's me.
FracturedMinds 21
Your profile picture makes your comment seem really creepy.
penguinhalo 21
It reminds me of Pam from Archer.
Baucis 10
Sorry OP. Once I had to stop due to a leg cramp, luckily she laughed it off while I walked around the room.
DeeDeeJay 15
Why didn't he say anything about it before?
MV3_Heat_Fan 13
men will play through the pain if possible
Dumbledora 9
Not moaning doesn't necessarily mean that he wasn't enjoying himself. But take solace in the fact that you can at least give good footjobs. Some guys are really into that.
glabberfasted 16
That's not what a foot job is...
SparkyRoxYurSox 16
Isn't that a buzzkill
sunnyray812 42
Having a foot cramp is very painful. I get them all the time especially while swimming. His mind was most likely focused on the pain than the sexual pleasure. Don't feel bad, OP. I bet once his cramp goes away, he will enjoy making love to you. :)
avidreader121 7
maybe a foot massage first ;] better luck next time!!