Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn to cheer myself up after having recently been dumped. Halfway through wanking the gibbon, I got a horrifyingly painful cramp in my foot, and cried out in pain. Ten seconds later, with my pants still down, my dad rushed in to see if I was okay. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML
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Beanu 20
At least you caused pleasure and satisfaction for him while rubbing his foot better
piedpiper303 29
Oh yea! Cramp more foot! Ohhhh yeaaaa!!!!
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EffyFails 18
I get random foot spasms and can happen at these times too I try and subtly attempt to make it go away and ignore it recently it's been bearable but I used to get incredibly bad spasms that would reduce me to tears so in that situation I'd probably have to stop if it was that bad I had to click YDI because I can understand the pain of your partner and it wasn't his fault the noise was likely as it was painful but he was trying to continue
camarofan82 3
Hey you had to do something right to get his toes to curl or whatever made his foot cramp
tommygleesik 4
Oh yea rub that foot rub it hard
THA_WORMINATI 4
Lmao atleast pleasure came eventually
drc90 1
unfortunately this has happened to me before and i tried to keep going but I had to stop haha but I was smart enough to cover it by "switching positions"
F1shingFuzz 1
He should have been rubbing your feet while moaning! lol! whats wrong with this guy? ladies always first!
titoski 5
did he soon after came ?
NickACD 27
Good, a large ego would make you a huge bitch.
TCKM416 15
Once my boyfriend got a cramp in his leg/hip area so I rubbed it while we continued. Yay car sex!
coolrunnings1021 14
Happens to me to and i try fight through it and is actually my partner who makes me stop and fix it. So i feel his pain