Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I opened the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
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whY402Jay 12
This should make for a good reality show.
iarefatal 9
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer... But that's too close.
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Comments (78)
spottyblanket 8
Think of all the ways you can mess with them.
jackiemora 18
Hope it wasn't done on purpose. :/
c4rpi0 20
Some jerks they probably did it on purpose
roflstomp716 19
that is so not cool.
alchemist27 13
Well I guess you could get some revenge
xrawritsashleyx 11
My question is why is he moving there knowing you live next door? I'm assuming he saw where you live at some point so why would he do that...?
stevothedevo 25
That's what I was thinking.. Ops bf sounds like a prick. **** op's and his girlfriends life
Hawaii84 16
The new girl is the one that should be FML because whether she realize it or not or you want to or not, she has competition. You may not want the cheating bastard but this is a great opportunity to mess with her head. Have fun!
Raum 19
Maybe, maybe not. If the girl KNEW that the guy had a girlfriend, then yeah, that's messed up. But it's also possible that he lied to both of them. In which case, maybe OP should warn the girl...
nodullmoment 2
He knew I lived there. Sabotage ideas for the house before they move in anyone??
cruu22 8
Unless you own your house, move. If you're renting, now is the time to buy elsewhere, your mortgage will be less than rent payments.
c0rpusdesign 6
Buy a bunch of rats and put them inside
outoftown 27
Sabotage only if you want drama. If you want to live well (which some say is the best revenge), simply ignore them and refuse to be pulled into any drama they may try. Be coolly, distantly polite at unavoidable contact, as if they are odd strangers you'd rather avoid. Don't let them think they can get under your skin.
TiffGreen 11
This only matters if you're still in love with him... if not then it's not a big deal. Don't let it bother you too much.
interesting33 37
What is his problem? It sounds like he really wants to make you jealous.. or has a things for you still