Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I opened the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
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Top comments
whY402Jay 12
This should make for a good reality show.
iarefatal 9
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer... But that's too close.
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Comments (78)
miss_sqwert 19
Time to be the worst neighbour in the world till they move out again
summerjtaylor8 5
He obviously knows you live there, so could be trying to get you back, as creepy as that sounds.
kelseythompson 27
Why would he want to move in next door. If I was you I'd make their time there hell.
asdalia 7
Harass them!!! Egg the windows, steal the mail, stomp the flowers!!! Whatever it takes!
sassy2085 16
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Welcome them to the neighborhood be their new best friend. Then plants seeds of doubt in the girls head that he is cheating on her. Even question why he would move next door to you and whether he has unresolved feelings from you, if you have things of his from before all the better. Casually knock on the door and give her the item oh he left this at my place last night thought I better return it. ;)
Boopycat 15
Bleach their lawn :D
fairgirl99 8
Get a new boyfriend to show him how much better you life is your life with the new guy and without him :)
f_ourlives2013 7
Girrrlllll he's tryin to get you back. stalker status
geocayce 7
Plant the seed of doubt! I'd go over with a basket filled with his favorite sweets and greet them with "Just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood! Thought I'd bake you some of your favorites, Honey. I made the special ones you crave everytime we make love. I mean, made love. Whoops!" *smile, wink & walk away* Then just do scandalous things like sunbathing in the nude. Make it seriously uncomfortable. : )
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Ah...the old auto correct excuse.