Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I opened the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
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Top comments
whY402Jay 12
This should make for a good reality show.
iarefatal 9
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer... But that's too close.
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Comments (78)
yepusuckarse 7
He is tactless!!!!!!
lincolnick4 19
that sucks, sorry op.
RedPillSucks 33
And there was much rejoicing.
Kittycorn 17
Poop in their mailbox, it makes a lovely welcome present.
callae 7
Time to throw raging loud parties.
noreallywhat 17
Maybe just double check with managment. Could be he is still going through background checks and you have info on his background. Just remain honest.
Attica 20
Wow, that is low... I'm so sorry, OP. On the bright side, he's her problem now! Chances are, he's going to cheat again, and this time it won't be on you.
perdix 31
#19, this time it could be WITH you! That's great being the other woman's other woman! Make sure you get caught and then tell the bitch, "I just had to reconfirm that he's really crappy in bed. I don't know how you settle for this shit."
CanadianCutie22 16
that would deffinitley be hard! but carry on with your life and don't let them affect u! :)
Axel5238 29
Sorry to hear that OP. Hopefully, they don't cause problems but if they do make sure to save emails and texts from either of them for the inevitable court case.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
That sounds like it could get steamy0.0
perdix 31
You ought to peek through their window and find out what she does that got him to dump you for her. I'll bet she has some hot moves that you can copy, so you can keep the next man satisfied.
Zebediabolical 45
I bet she does that thing with her tongue. If you learn that, OP, you'll never lose another man that you don't want to lose.