Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I opened the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
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Top comments
whY402Jay 12
This should make for a good reality show.
iarefatal 9
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer... But that's too close.
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Comments (78)
stevothedevo 25
That's a waste of good breakfast
Chuckles48 1
Two thoughts: 1. Lots of loud, noisy sex, at all hours. Like "whenever they're trying to sleep". Fake it/record it if necessary. I'm sure there's **** tracks that would be suitable. 2. Nice sign for your front yard: "<--- cheating ex-boyfriend, just ask." Lots of legal ways to make their lives miserable.
zzarse 6
Pay backs a bitch!
Inked0803 12
There goes the neighborhood
yellowaholic 25
Time to find a new man to show off...
fairylights85 13
Poopsenders.com. You're welcome.
worldclassrager 41
They shouldn't be a huge issue unless your ex boyfriend did that to bother you or make you jealous
lennon_ 16
Don't do anything who cares about him, maybe you dodged a bullet you never know.. I'm sure you'll find a good guy someday but don't get revenge and ruin someone else's happiness.