Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
Today, I was texting while riding my bike (yes, I know, terrible idea). I crashed right into a lamppost, and, even worse, a woman walking by laughed and asked, "Did you just text yourself into that pole?" I just laid there hoping for the ground to swallow me up. FML
Today, I was riding down a hill on my bike, doing a wheelie, when I lost control and started heading towards a woman on the sidewalk. Don't worry, I didn't hit her, the man beside her lunged and shoved my bike so hard that I hit concrete and broke three teeth. He then screamed, "Watch it, punk!" and walked off. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
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Top comments
Symphoniaes 32
Oh hey that’s neat- every sentence in this FML is just a different way of saying “I’m 13.”
Donut_Wizard 23
I guess that’s one way to start a pub crawl.
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Comments (14)
user53658 15
And then she walked away without checking on you?
Symphoniaes 32
Oh hey that’s neat- every sentence in this FML is just a different way of saying “I’m 13.”
real life problems 26
I was 13.. once.. I miss it 😢
tranced_ 45
First 10 minutes of all Bollywood movies ever! Except only brunette instead of blondes 🤔
Donut_Wizard 23
I guess that’s one way to start a pub crawl.
RichardPencil 32
In this scenario, you're not supposed to be the one getting poled!
Lobby_Bee 18
Smooth, real smooth.
Spiritbird 17
I bet she ran away real fast from the scene.😂
JudgeComrade 17
The fact that you specify what kind of car you preformed this feat of ingenuity in says a lot about you as a person.
BrotherPhil 35
The fact that you don't know the difference between a bicycle and a car, and the fact that you can't spell "performed" in a world with spell-checkers, says rather a lot about yours.
BrotherPhil 35
Or even about you, for that matter. Remember the first rule of criticising spelling mistakes, folks.
BrotherPhil 35
Or even about you, for that matter. Remember the first rule of criticising spelling mistakes, folks.
Dave_Davington 34
Are you a Loony Tunes character, by any chance?
PenguinPal3017 19
It's called a "meet cute". If romcoms have taught me anything, you'll end up together.