Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML
Today, my first day of college, the textbooks I ordered a month in advance still haven't arrived. My first class of the semester is College Readiness. FML
Today, I purpose woke up early so that I could be prepared for a class taught by a professor who thinks I'm an idiot. This professor was the first to tell me that I'm 2 hours early and asked very slowly if I know how schedules worked. She seriously sounded concerned. FML
Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
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austin_joel95 0
sounds kinda cool
DesiGir324 0
I don't see why ur complaining. your teacher sounds funny :)
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Comments (115)
FallenAngel2 0
FIRST
ugwmii 0
omg your first what a amazing job! so stfu. and astronmy stinks
austin_joel95 0
sounds kinda cool
BananaSticker 0
Are you serious? This doesn't belong here. It belongs on MLIA. :O
MissErikaHart 0
seriously
rallets 23
lol i just thought of Yes Man with Munchausen by Proxy i think he should burst into that song, with the laser lights and talkbox haha
missmurderx 8
I would thoroughly enjoy that class. definately not a fail. it's a win.(:
DineshKarthikesu 0
Should have shouted Ur-anus
hghiPigh 0
obviously a fake fml. the op is not smart enough to qualify for astronomy
Tasanasanta 0
48-It's pronounced yur-unus. Legit.
noobgang7 5
That's an MLIA!
MagneticGuitar 0
HAHAHA, Have a sense of humour >_>
anarchy109 5
I've got a teacher like that he's soooooo weird like I walk into class to "look at my horse my horse is amazing"
antiprettysin 0
Not even, this totes belongs in MLIN
iSitt 0
why is op taking this class with an attitude like that ? is he forced to as a requirement and thought it would be an easy A ? go drop it and take something else to free the seat for someone who wants to be there
Blue_Coconuts 7
I understand why OP might get pissed. You take these classes to learn something, but if your professor just dicks around all year, then you don't learn a thing. A lot of people just want to get easy classes, but some actually wanna learn.
russianspy1234 11
It doesn't belong on MLIA either, A is for average. this belongs on mylifeisgood.
Ariasmake_1 0
this isn't a FML
SarahhBabi 0
how is this an fml??? that sounds so cool!
DesiGir324 0
I don't see why ur complaining. your teacher sounds funny :)
Sun_Kissed18 25
Funny and awesome. I would be so excited if that happened! Jeez the op is such a killjoy!
shaneac 0
Yea, I agree with you guys. That teacher is awesome, I'd love to have him as my teacher.
liecake 0
dude, that's a WIN!
firegirl1993 21
ftw!!! That's so kool
emmasis 0
that is freaking awesome!
Spierdalaj 7
That's actually awesome!
DjeePee 25
Are you really complaining because you have a not-boring teacher?
queencitystoner 0
agreed, reminds me of my highschool bio teacher. btw love the hair
Bikrbum 6
Your professor sounds funny. At least he has a sense of humor.