Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
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AWESOM_E 0
I wonder what he expected to see instead...?
hidude12 0
woah anatomy... did he skip out on 4th grade health?
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Comments (235)
King_of_Kings 3
#10 not all men are like that! don't just quick asume because one guy is like that then all guys must be like that.
King_of_Kings 3
#12 a minute ago, i saw the #2 comment. it got moderated. it said "****" before it got moderated. I guess the moderated comments get deleted now.
morninc 0
Great job, Sherlock.
eleanor_fml 0
Charming.
jazminbliss 2
wow. That kills a mood pretty quickly.
Zic_fml 7
Let's make a fuss about it! Since when is it a shame to tell your observation aloud? Of course, the unlucky "stallion" picked the right moment to do that. But what, lol. Why would a random guy be insulted or offended if he heard his girl say Wow, your urine goes through that hole! That's a fact...
hellojuicyhello 5
lol
Rose20 0
Now you know that he's very observant. What an idiot, he should've kept quiet, what a way to spoil a moment!
AntiChrist7 0
you choose a weirdo, YDI
Loe_307 0
#10 What I think you meant was "boys." When are you girls / ladies going to figure out that there's a difference?? Don't look at it, just eat it!! Haha.
Damone 0
look at it.. its a beautiful thing... like a lovely sunset on the beach. LOL
depotst 0
lol it am delishus nam nam nam
Anglar 5
he's playing with his food... lol
HomeAl0ne 20
And talking with his mouth full.
Yulia_fml 0
hahaha I love #7's :) And #21, funniest YDI reason i've heard in a while.