Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I got yelled at for 'letting' my muddy dog jump on my cousin's wedding dress as she was getting ready. I don't own a dog and haven't since I was a kid. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML
Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and spilled my chicken, chips and gravy on my brand new white dress. Not only did people see me do this, but my dress is ruined. FML
Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, my neighbour threw a bucket of muddy water over the fence at us because he said we’d been noisy since 5 a.m., and he was sick of it. We were noisy getting ready for my wedding. The water hit me and all my bridesmaids in our dresses, since we were ready and waiting to get in the limo. FML
Today, I wore new shoes to a wedding. Halfway through the ceremony, the left shoe started squeaking with every step. During the silent vows, I had to walk across the room sounding like an angry rubber duck while people turned to look at me. FML
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Top comments
EternalTime 7
I'm so sorry OP, seems like your dad needs to think before he goes mudslinging
Ambient25 25
Sorry about your dress OP, and the clumsy thought of your father. Make sure when the cake is served to "accidentally" drop yours on him.
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Comments (116)
EternalTime 7
I'm so sorry OP, seems like your dad needs to think before he goes mudslinging
Wakachulak 22
Wow, seven comments, and only one deserving a like. Of course, I didn't like mine, that's just bad taste.
TheAbstract 15
Someone's an overconfident ****.
ixfaithxi 3
That's pretty inconsiderate of him. Hope you had a wonderful wedding though OP!
suplarai 12
Sorry to hear that OP dads can suck, I hope everything went well
swaggalikethat 22
Sooo, let me get this straight. You're otherwise ok with getting mud on you? As long as you're not wearing your white wedding dress?
Karcasm 7
It wouldn't have been as big a deal if she had been wearing normal clothes...
9gagnFml 8
Probably he should have done it elsewhere...
Ambient25 25
Sorry about your dress OP, and the clumsy thought of your father. Make sure when the cake is served to "accidentally" drop yours on him.
masterof1 7
Use a subtle glass of red wine over his suit
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Why waste the cake? That shit's probably expensive.
TheAbstract 15
Not to mention It's probably tasty as efff.
amDes 11
I rather waste cake over wine any day... go with the cake OP!!
JtPv 14
87- Red Wine stains more, OP.
valentinov 15
He seems really happy of you getting married
jillytc 23
his approval of the wedding is extremely prominent
Ambient25 25
I give it two shoes up
capthigh 16
wow fyl I hope it didn't ruin the dress
Puffytruffles 18
This has to be sarcasm. Right? Please tell me it is.
doodlecloud 27
If I may play Devil's Advocate, it COULD be fine. It may have been dry mud, meaning it would easily fall off and is unlikely to leave a mark, and OP was complaining more about her dad being inconsiderate, on her special day no less, than the dress actually being ruined. I say this because clapping your boots together is great when mud is dry but isn't really effective when it's wet. If you wanted to remove wet mud you'd wipe it on some grass or something.
bfsd42 20
Mud is wet dirt. When it dries, it is no longer mud.
doodlecloud 27
Fair enough, never really thought about it like that. I don't think a lot of people use the term like that though...personally if I've seen something as mud and then I've seen it dry then I'll think of it as dried mud. Think of mud huts - technically dirt huts but still called mud huts.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Wow OP, Really sorry for you, hopefully you could repair the damage
amaindayyy46 20
Wowww, um well yeah, that sucks. Hopefully that didn't ruin your big day.
Wakachulak 22
Don't worry, you fiance/husband will not mind. Men aren't so stuck up about appearances.
DrippingSarcasm 20
And if it's being photographed? What if she's around... *whisper* /judgemental family members/
Wakachulak 22
If those family members think or imply that OP intended to marry in a stained dress, then they can suck it.
Wakachulak 22
Shit, I just realized... It never said OP was marrying a man. Chuck a fail on me then!
DrippingSarcasm 20
You're right, nevermind!
ccdude14 4
its not the hubby or them together the wedding is for its the wife and the special memories it holds. stuff like this can ruin a wedding for a girl.
Wakachulak 22
ccdude, you could not have a more opposite opinion than me if you tried. The ceremony is an expression of love and devotion of two people, publicly stated before God and man. It is not an effing fashion show.
snugglesMcGee199 23
I agree with you. However, some women place such an emphasis on the actual ceremony, rather than the meaning, that events like this can ruin their memories.
SuperMew 22
Personally, I would be annoyed at first. But photoshop can make that white dress white again, for the final copies of the pictures. It would make a pretty funny story to share. "My dad totally covered me in mud before I walked down the aisle..." Hopefully OP has a good wedding and a great marriage. If that is the only thing that goes wrong--and inevitably something always does--then Op is lucky. There are so many FMLs on here and in real life where the groom doesn't show up, family tries to kill one another, etc.
eHarmonize 7
Wow, sorry to hear that OP. Hope your dress isn't ruined!
Wakachulak 22
You don't know that.
ktiskool 18
I think to solve the problem, you should push him down a hill. A muddy hill.