Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and was about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuttled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML
Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML
Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML
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KiwiBlu 0
That is one of the most disgusting things I have ever heard.
JayCanDance 0
Oh my god. Thank you for the nightmares I'm sure to have.
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Comments (190)
thisissome 0
i....wow...that..oh... wow... i hope, dearly hope, that this is fake.
iFRUiTTART 0
D: I hope you didn't barf it up , the wiggling spiders that come up would be too much for me , I'd faint on the spot . :( I'm soo sorry . <3
sonnyv 0
hahaha !! the itsy bitsy spider climed out the holes of a flaky delicious croissant!!!!
trackgurl123 0
....that was absolutely gross. i just about died when i read that. I don't want breakfast anymore lol.
imhope 23
Me too lol
fretforyerlatte 0
wowww that's horrific. i just ate breakfast too. i feel sick. FYL.
JerseyFreshhhx 0
ohgod. im eating. i hope you didnt finish it.
islaphippos 0
ewwwwww...... FYL
lissn 0
Oh... Gawd. Ewwie :p
Bored_2_Death 0
oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh, I'm like freaking out here. That is disgusting. I would like sue wherever you got that thing from for emotional distress, it didn't even happen to me and i will for sure be having nightmares about this.
IOwnedYou 0
Lol, watch them reproduce inside your stomach to make babies inside you..
muffinsareyummy 1
a family of spiders just crawled out of something she was eating...oh yeah. she's really gonna finish the rest of the family.
imhope 23
You just have me nightmares.