Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML
Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML
Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turned to my dog and said, "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, I took the dog for a 45 minute walk/jog. She sniffed everything on the ground like she always does. She marked her territory twice, then we finally got home. As soon as I took her off the leash inside, she ran to the kitchen and took a dump right on the kitchen mat. FML
Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML
Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML
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vladmire 4
The real important thing to ask: is the t.v. Okay?
Neesalun 20
Lol! Poor baby!
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Comments (67)
jw90 18
Hope the fella is ok, but hey he's well trained in his name at least.
PenguinBitch 44
Your dog thinks it's Blue from BluesClues; jumping into pictures and what not.
Welshite 40
I'm still bitter that Steve left.
RedPillSucks 33
You don't like the asian guy that replaced him?
NeighSoulSister 6
36- No one does. **** Joe.
hotPinklipstick 24
I miss Steve very much. I never liked Joe. :(
starile 20
Too bad Steve had to get a crack addiction and leave us awkwardly-too-old fans heart broken. "Sorry kids, Steve had to go off to 'college'!"
hotPinklipstick 24
49- Steve didn't leave because of a crack addiction; he left to pursue music, which actually isn't that bad.
NoFlippinWai 24
I think we all are.
werewolf_babe 16
At least they don't bark at every little sound the tv makes
worldclassrager 41
Is your dog a television okay? Well it looks like your dog will come no matter the voice...you might have to check the names of the people in movies you watch a home now...
Zaros_fml 24
Can I get a translator here?
Welshite 40
The comment isn't that bad, really. He just missed "and" and "at". I've seen much much worse.
Zaros_fml 24
After rereading it I concede. For some reason my brain melted when I first read it.
worldclassrager 41
I need to proofread better...I my mind just skipped over that...
JaegerMayCry 13
be glad that your dog is obedient. My dog just stares at me and scoffs
graceinsheepwear 34
Clearly your dog has been hanging out with too many cats.
Mossears133 15
I'm picturing a dog scoffing; it's quite amusing!
blackbeltpsycho 16
My dog is just a straight up jerk. He'll come up to you to get attention, then when you pet him he growls and tries to bite.
DinosaurTacoTime 18
Hope the dog is okay. I had the same problem with my cat. He thought the cat on AFV that looked like he was singing that old time rock and roll song was him. He freaked out.
buddy_J 16
Dang it moon moon
ifavela89 13
aww poor baby
flamy676 9
Does your dog look like a pug now?
FMLkoala 28
What if it originally was a pug??? dun dun DUUUUUUUUN
yourHIGHness_B 6
lol thats adorable as long as hes alright. mine runs up to the TV & pounces his paws onto the screen whenever he sees a dog on TV. 7 pounds of fury.