Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML
Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML
Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turned to my dog and said, "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, I took the dog for a 45 minute walk/jog. She sniffed everything on the ground like she always does. She marked her territory twice, then we finally got home. As soon as I took her off the leash inside, she ran to the kitchen and took a dump right on the kitchen mat. FML
Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML
Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML
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Top comments
vladmire 4
The real important thing to ask: is the t.v. Okay?
Neesalun 20
Lol! Poor baby!
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Comments (67)
lysx84 24
My dog howls at the theme to "two and a half men". Allows me to change the channel quickly...
haileysherlock 2
Best. Dog. Ever.
JayWaun 19
F your dog's life
BeYourOwnPet 10
Poor baby! That kinda sounds like something one of my dogs might do though
goth_pixie 15
More like F your dog's life.
bettyboop428 24
Uncle Buck is one of my favorites! That's a classic.
Pigeon89 34
Haha that or it was Kill Bill :P
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Reminds me of an fml about a dog jumping face-first into the dog owner's flat screen tv when a milk-bone commercial came on...
burningpassion69 6
Afv material right there
akiahara 14
I lol'd at this. Hope your TV and puppy are both okay.
marchelley907 9
poor pooch
Martinez0285 28
i was really hoping it was you that got to excited and ran into said tv :)