Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML
Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turned to my dog and said, "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML
Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, it's New Year's Eve. My husband and I weren't invited to any parties, and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves. Instead, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old, and my husband has passed out on the couch from sheer boredom. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
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Top comments
stryder9090 28
Then say no
hardcorefan16 22
Your own parents not inviting you? That's messed up.
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Comments (53)
Thoricsteam20 24
He must be doge
hardcorefan16 22
Your own parents not inviting you? That's messed up.
Ruffneck101 12
Hardly. OP probably doesn't want her parents at her get togethers at times, so why is it so hard to think they don't want kids around for a party here and there. Sounds like OP doesn't live at home, which means she's an adult, which means she can go set up her own party or go to another. If she can't find anything and her own parents don't want her around either... well maybe it's time to look in the mirror. There's always a reason.
stryder9090 28
Then say no
daz18m 15
You'll have to be nice to the dog now and she might take you as her partner.
weird_adult 27
id invite your dog
chuka81 27
Well feed your dog some laxatives and let them have a fun party.
Kitsune_Tearz 11
dude the dog did nothing wrong.... don't take it out on them.
Colon_Man 17
Feed the parents laxatives?
swaglesshipster 23
As parents, that's messed up. But everyone loves a furry, cute critter. Go with your dog, be its plus one :)
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Well that's what you get for being an xxxxxxxxxx fan!
nerovetsrethca 20
Well dogs are better than people. But maybe just ask them? maybe they just wanted to be with friends and chill and do stuff their kid shouldn't see. I bet you also like to be with friends without your parents.
hi358 6
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!
False_Stupidity 42
While this is true, it has no bearing whatsoever on the FML.
tomvertigo 17
Thank you.
TheNewGuy03 29
Even though this is completely unrelated, I find the sheer randomness of this comment to be insurmountably awesome.