Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML
Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML
Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turned to my dog and said, "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, I took the dog for a 45 minute walk/jog. She sniffed everything on the ground like she always does. She marked her territory twice, then we finally got home. As soon as I took her off the leash inside, she ran to the kitchen and took a dump right on the kitchen mat. FML
Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML
Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML
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Top comments
vladmire 4
The real important thing to ask: is the t.v. Okay?
Neesalun 20
Lol! Poor baby!
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Comments (67)
Neesalun 20
Lol! Poor baby!
Soniye 14
By any chance is his name Marley ?
Duladian 19
61, I'm willing to bet you, that her dogs name is "Buck."
vladmire 4
The real important thing to ask: is the t.v. Okay?
vladmire 4
But in all seriousness I hope your dog is okay
zBLAKEz 23
In all seriousness I hope his t.v. is ok.
GoodLookingGeese 10
The tv is ok - it's a 5000 irregular piece puzzle
The_Paladin 16
poor dog, but it's kind of funny and cute too.
TheCaramelKing 11
It means the dog love when you (or others) say his name!
ilovefoooood 4
MY CHANCE AT BEING ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO COMMENT AND GETTING A LOT OF THUMBS UP. I BETTER SAY SOMETHING FUNNY. annnnd.. I have nothing
lilhellian 27
So you decided to try to use something from ifunny, this ultimately a waste of a top 10 comments.
DorklyComicFan 8
You blew it.
Wizardo 34
Dammit Scooby!
brennc94 3
Marry me lol.
SlapAndTickle 20
That's not creepy at all. #78 Must be reading Perdix's lastest book on how to be a creepy bastard, lol.
horne2 9
How big is your dog
Welshite 40
It was a teacup chihuahua.
150493x 29
He's barking mad
Zaros_fml 24
That made me cringe.
Mossears133 15
I appreciate your bad pun! n_n
uglyluckgirl 8
He doggone it!
PapaMoti 21
Moon Moon strikes again!
Welshite 40
Who names their dog "Moon Moon"?
Wizardo 34
The same people that names their child Honey Boo Boo.
PenguinBitch 44
@13 Sorry but this is FML not Ifunny. Plus, it's a dog, not a wolf....,..imbecile. >.>
RedPillSucks 33
Why is OP an imbecile because of what the dog does? And why can't an FML be funny?
NeighSoulSister 6
16- You know that's not her actual name, right?
areakiller525 9
Moon moon came from tumblr not ifunny
PenguinBitch 44
The idea came from iFunny. I use the app frequently.
ElricMustang 23
Lol that automatically means you know where it originated from? You, my friend, have a lot to learn about the internet...
PenguinBitch 44
Then where did it originate from? I agree that the post/photo, where you match your month and day with names and the chosen names is your "wolf" name, if I can recall, came from somewhere else. But the idea of "Moon-Moon" came from iFunny.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
What in gods name is ifunny? This may be stereotyping, but it makes me think of an Asian guy talking in broken English. "I funny man, I make funny all time!"
Saywat145 17
IFunny is an app with a group of people that have a low self esteem. The app displays photos, gifs, and videos posted by the users. Twice a day, a set of twenty 'features' is set up. IFunny team is known to be own by monkeys.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Tumblr came up with ifunny, I saw the post that started it all. Ifunny just reposts things from every website, including this one.
rt156 16
really? poor dog,what did he do to deserve that name
PenguinBitch 44
Well, I was proved wrong. @66, that and also most of it is now nudes and kiks. And a lot of their comments from their users dont make sense.' eno siht ekiL'
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
Where do you think dogs come from #17? They are basically domesticated wolves.
123man 11
So your dog (man's best friend!) smashes his face on a hard object, and it's a f YOUR life?