Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason. She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down. She said there was no reason for her crying. Then she fell asleep. FML
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tooyoungtooold 11
In all honesty I think it may be the closeness of the hug combined with the psychological reasoning that she really trusts you is what gave you the hard-on
sk8s4d8s 15
This happened to me once, dicks have a mind of their own
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Comments (104)
JackDupp 11
It is likely a primitive instinct that you, as her guardian and defender, were able to console and protect her during a time of need, causing a rush of testosterone and a state of arousal. Or you just liked her **** pressed against you as she hugged you.
AyCarambaNina 3
that eas really good! until...you continued to the end..
Attacksloth 33
Some women don't understand this male problem. Before people jump down my throat, I said "some". Happens with my wife all the time too. I can't control it, and if I ever meet a guy who claims he can control it, he's either lying, or I want his autograph.
laden_swallow09 35
Simple physical, relatively intimate contact is why. Flesh is stupid. It does not understand context.
DrHothead 15
Hey hugging always does, no worries! Those are the perks of being a male flower, u don't need to be emotional to get a boner
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Boners are like getting perky nipples, it's involuntary. :/
avila_boy22 12
exactly, your body is so random, like oh its 5:13 and 17 seconds? random boner.
captainsmegma 12
It's now the perfect time for apology sex.
AshBash2211 14
Hey man, women get lady boners for no reason.. Only difference is ours can't be seen or felt through clothing... Your lady needs to think about that
oJoy 11
if a guy did that with me I'd be complimented haha, plus I get randy when I'm sad
melp6168 3
Happens to my boyfriend every time I cry. I've gotten used to it by now haha.
Awesome_Ninjaz 12
Control that shit!
babyladuke76 6
You can't just control when you get a boner