Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason. She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down. She said there was no reason for her crying. Then she fell asleep. FML
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tooyoungtooold 11
In all honesty I think it may be the closeness of the hug combined with the psychological reasoning that she really trusts you is what gave you the hard-on
sk8s4d8s 15
This happened to me once, dicks have a mind of their own
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Comments (104)
syed121417 22
Honestly, a lot of boners can just be caused by extremes emotions. Like adrenaline rushes, sadness and anger. which many girls don't understand. ladies, we discharge at random times and guys can get hard at random times, as well.
Loboman 6
Let's not read into this too much. That is how babies are born.
flame2122 4
have you heard of viagra bro?
FateIsBlissful 4
damn bro.
Mattlozano12 15
Viagra overdose??
xoxkclxox 12
Same thing that happened to me with my boyfriend, I was like what the ****?!? Haha
picturescrazy 24
I don't think it's that uncommon. I've noticed two different boyfriends of mine get them while comforting me while I was upset.
StonedLegend 3
I honestly hope you read this and I haven't read any other comments yet but I think the hard on was a result of pure intimacy you two shared in that moment
Drosophila82 18
It means nothing except that dicks are dicks.... They have a mind of their own..
the_rad_brad47 18
Does she know you can't control it?