Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML
Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML
Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML
Today, I was cleaning out the cabinets under my kitchen sink and I farted with such force that my dog thought someone was knocking at the door. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Today, I was laying my head on my dad's dog when he walked in. I jokingly asked my dad, "I'm cuddling with your dog, are you jealous?" At that same moment, the dog lets a massive, earth-quaking fart loose, and my dad promptly responded, "Nope!" FML
Today, I woke up to my dog laying on the pillow next to me. When he saw that I was awake, he wagged his tail happily and then promptly sneezed in my face. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
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niftyismybitch 21
She has to..her nose is way more sensitive than yours.
kirby1964 20
She was happy you looked at her. Dog do not control their tails. It was a natural response.
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Comments (24)
coolvictori 22
That sounds like a stinky situation
annoyedperson 25
nice try with the pun but it's too late
Wonthebread 20
She was trying to blow it away
niftyismybitch 21
She has to..her nose is way more sensitive than yours.
kirby1964 20
She was happy you looked at her. Dog do not control their tails. It was a natural response.
Angelalalalala 9
You smelled a fart, FYL?
cheshireau 26
My Dog does this too! Rancid little shit.
19foxy81 8
Eww - u poor thing u !
silverwolffox 8
Dogs don't make fart sounds like we do, so unless you heard air moving or something you wouldn't have known. The noise only occurs in animals with butt cheeks, like horses
BobbieH 19
You're very misinformed. Also horses don't have "cheeks" that close in/over the anus. It's directly under the tail. It's only bipeds that have those types of "cheeks"
Colon_Man 17
#11 Tell that to my black lab, please.
FYlife604 18
my dog doe it all the time. more of a PSSH sound then the whoopy cushion noise.
domolovesyoshi 33
Sorry I clicked ydi by accident
warrior2 20
I hate when that happens
Lesbiantrash 8
I do that all the time. They need to change it to where you can tap the button again to undo it.
FYlife604 18
my dog purposely moves his butt as close to people's faces then let's go the most vile fish (eats orijen 6 fish) smelling gas. he can clear the entire room!