Today, we had an office party. I got extremely drunk and invited my younger coworker into the bathroom to make out repeatedly. Not only did he reject me multiple times, but he also looked super traumatised and hasn’t said a word to me since. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, my work had an employee party at the park and I drank a little too much vodka. Towards the end of the party, I found myself making out with a tree in front of all my co-workers. FML
Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML
Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple Smirnoff, I puked up the chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML
Today, I was working a midnight shift when a guy came in drunk and was trying to get me to come home with him. I said I had a boyfriend. As I said this, my manager, who has no teeth and B.O, said he was my boyfriend. I will never live this down with my co-workers. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
bluejello2001 18
So you got drunk and sexually harassed a younger coworker? F *his* life. If there's any fallout with HR over this, you need to recognise that you have it coming for your behaviour. Apologize to the guy next time you see him.
Lennell McCoy 5
can you blame him? he could've caught charges for making out with a drunk girl
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (24)
Lennell McCoy 5
can you blame him? he could've caught charges for making out with a drunk girl
bluejello2001 18
So you got drunk and sexually harassed a younger coworker? F *his* life. If there's any fallout with HR over this, you need to recognise that you have it coming for your behaviour. Apologize to the guy next time you see him.
EmDizzle2007 28
double standard, she'll be fine.
RichardPencil 32
Imagine if the genders of the people in this story were switched. The OP would get the universal condemnation.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Never mix pleasure with work. Trust me on this one.
Madison Gliosci 16
Are you Meredith Palmer from The Office?
Iamthebanzai22 21
There are a few places where it is OKish to get drunk. An office party is most certainly not one of them.
acmariner99 25
Just imagine if roles were reversed. YDI. You’d better pray he doesn’t report you. Show some self control next time mmm k?
Hempseed 27
You should've stopped the first time he rejected you. The fact that he looked traumatised and hasn't said a word to you tells me that you ignored his rejections and continued to make further advances on him. No means no. Deal with it. You're lucky dude doesn't sue your ass or report you to HR, he'd be totally within his right to.
TxKitten79 10
It amazes me how many people think getting drunk at an office party or with co-workers is a good idea. Two drink limit, nurse one for an hour MINIMUM before getting a second. smh
Ed1505 7
That’s harassment. You’re lucky he isn’t taking actions against you. It’s so sad to think that if it had been a man doing that to a younger woman police would be involved. And I’m saying it as a woman. You’re a shame to our gender