Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason. She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down. She said there was no reason for her crying. Then she fell asleep. FML
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tooyoungtooold 11
In all honesty I think it may be the closeness of the hug combined with the psychological reasoning that she really trusts you is what gave you the hard-on
sk8s4d8s 15
This happened to me once, dicks have a mind of their own
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Comments (104)
godspeedkills 8
It's okay sobbing chicks give me hard-ons too.
HarshD9619 34
*Down boy. Down. Right now. Not the right time buddy* Dicks sure can be real dicks
DianaFrances411 13
Tell her that you really care about her and it wasn't her tears that turned you on or the fact that she had a bad day and was hurt. Maybe it was because when you saw her crying, you wanted to console her, and in some way the hug turned you on. I don't know, I don't have a dick so I can't really tell. However, Just let her know that you aren't a sick bastard, but really care for her.
vipirius 18
As someone who does have a dick I can safely say there doesn't even have to be a reason. I'm sure most guys will agree when I say random boners are a thing and usually very annoying.
mylifebitches666 18
that's kind of the only explanation that can be thought of, or else you would've said something like that "I was glad she was opening up to me that it gave me an election."
magickitten 26
#17 - election? Haha!
rushalm 7
Erection dude! Erection..
Mauskau 36
Honestly, that would've made me happier. Just being able to turn on a guy is nice, if you manage it from being a sobbing wreck then win win win. As long as it's someone you don't mind being turned on...
cakefete2 31
I like the way you think. That being said, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on...
2i1337i2iscore 13
She is either taking her bad day out on you or she doesn't know anything about men. Sometimes it's more of a force of nature. It may be hard to be a woman but women can never know how hard awkward moments can be.
Calingaladha 21
Apparently quite hard, if the FML is anything to judge by.
ostfaiz 18
Its perfectly normal brother, hope she will understand your kind concern sooner, it happens
vikky538 29
there will be no reason for a hard on...
demonfacee 14
Hopefully, she understands that guys get random hard ons.
Marebare23 17
Sometimes her being vulnerable and knowing that she trusts you and is comforted by you can make you aroused.