Today, I won a year's supply of bath bombs in a competition. I live in a tiny flat by myself with only a shower. I also have to find somewhere to put the bath bombs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, dropped one in, and settled in for a relaxing soak. The bath bomb fizzed so much that it created a bubble mountain that spilled over, flooding my bathroom with colorful suds. My "relaxing" bath turned into a Slip 'N Slide adventure as I tried to mop up the mess in my birthday suit. FML
Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML
Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML
Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML
Today, I realized how tiny my apartment is, when I was able to vacuum from bedroom to bathroom through the living room without switching the power outlet from the one in the kitchen. I pay a fortune to live in this shoebox. FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
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bbedlock_fml 7
Sell them on eBay! You could make a ton!
aedan12 15
Didn't you have to enter to win? Why would you enter if you didn't want them? YDI.
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bbedlock_fml 7
Sell them on eBay! You could make a ton!
WCARlover 35
Yeah, OP could really make a killing with those bath BOMBS..ba dum tss.....
K410 18
What's a bath bomb if someone could care to explain to me?
FindingYujin 26
Fizzy scented soap balls? :D
K410 18
Ah see I'm a guy all I need to look for is shampoo and body wash XD
slooby_fml 25
42 - not conditioner?
TheCanucklehead 22
We are naturally conditioned
s13495 19
I'm not :S
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
61- So that's how you maintain those lovely locks!
chell1894 13
Not many men I know condition their hair. Especially the ones with the really short hair. Would be a waste of money and time.
webbface 25
99 I'm actually really grateful for that because I use tend to use a lot of conditioner and I make up for what my boyfriend doesn't use. Idk why it is just harder to mix the conditioner in my hair.
Isa_fml 20
I'm a woman, but when I had short hair I didn't usually bother conditioning. Didn't need to, my hair stayed nice and soft with just shampoo.
therealafroninga 10
I condition rinse and repeat. You don't get a Afro as soft as mine without haircare(:
Welshite 40
You can always use the kitchen sink.
rob02 19
Give em away
hallix 21
Don't /just/ give them - ding dong ditch people and leave them on random doorsteps!
aedan12 15
Didn't you have to enter to win? Why would you enter if you didn't want them? YDI.
LittlestPrincess 21
there could have been several prizes to win in the competition
aedan12 15
Good points. Unfortunately, unless OP comments, we'll never know for sure.
lordslaya53 14
It could have been one of those draws that you're automatically entered in when you purchase something at a store or something along those lines
LetLove_BleedRed 4
They could've had a surprise prize.
WCARlover 35
Why would you want to blow your own bath up? *sarcasm*
CaptMurdock 25
Just go out onto the streets and throw them at people saying, "Bombs away!" ...no? But seriously OP, I'd just give them away or sell them.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Give as gift to mom or and aunt or someone like that they might appreciate it.
123man 11
If you're single, write a clever Craig's List ad: "I've acquired a years supply of bath bombs. Looking for friend with bathtub that I could use said bombs in. Also need place to store the bombs. If our friendship blossoms and tub permits it, perhaps we could end up simultaneously enjoying the bath bombs."
TheDrifter 24
That ad might need to be age and gender specific to save OP some mental trauma.
RedPillSucks 33
Probably get a visit from the NSA "We heard there was a terrorist selling bombs"
skyeyez9 25
And they smell fantastic!
HeartOfLead 24
Bath bombs huh? I bet you can ask your neighbors to borrow their bath. You can make a splash together.
OscarDV 8
Then why did you enter the competition if you didn't want them?
olpally 33
Give them to one of your friends?