Today, we witnessed a car hit a cyclist. My husband didn’t stop walking, even when I told him we should help. He said, “Why? Do we know him?” He then refused to help because getting involved and doing something wrong would risk us being sued instead of the driver. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML
Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML
Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML
Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML
Today, my husband called and said he couldn’t make it home tonight from a party, because his car's battery had died and his friends didn’t have any jumper cables. When I offered to pick him up, he adamantly declined. I offered an Uber. Again, declined, and he got pissed, saying, “Stop worrying so much!” and hung up on me. FML
Today, I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice and fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me and the driver got out. I then said hello to my husband's new car. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed our car into the car ahead. He was trying to pull away from the traffic lights faster than the person next to us, a ten-year-old kid on a bicycle. FML
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FluffythePink 24
Your hubby is a psychopath. Please tell me you at least stayed to give a statement to the cops?
stickyface 17
Sorry, OP. Your husband is an anti-social idiot. Or a sociopath. Or just a selfish jerk.
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FluffythePink 24
Your hubby is a psychopath. Please tell me you at least stayed to give a statement to the cops?
stickyface 17
Sorry, OP. Your husband is an anti-social idiot. Or a sociopath. Or just a selfish jerk.
poopface82 25
There are usually Good Samaritan laws about this sort of thing. Either he’s an ignoramus, he’s a sociopath or the laws in your area are shitty.
tiptoppc 21
In my city, it’s the latter. A stopping person doing anything other than calling 911 risks getting arrested if they are the wrong ethnicity and blamed for the incident if the cops decide to do so. Or sometimes blamed for it in any creed or race if the injured thinks you have more money than the unlicensed /uninsured perpetrator if they label you as a instigator or distractor lending to accident. Both I have seen happen here. But my city elects the biggest turds of the cesspool/brownwater pits to run it, so it’s turtles all the way down and up here.