Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, I saw a my neighbor being mugged on the street. I wanted to help, so I tried to yank her purse from the mugger's hands. I guess my neighbor didn't see me clearly, because she thought I was another mugger and kicked my directly in the Hacky Sacks. FML
Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML
Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML
Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
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sasquatchius 3
She assaulted you, should've called the cops.
pjsr 33
This doesn't seem like the type of 'emergency' that requires you to rush to provide assistance. Perhaps more measured action on your part would have avoided this reaction.
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sasquatchius 3
She assaulted you, should've called the cops.
sasquatchius 3
She assaulted you, should've called the cops.
pjsr 33
This doesn't seem like the type of 'emergency' that requires you to rush to provide assistance. Perhaps more measured action on your part would have avoided this reaction.
MysticAmmu 17
Unless he was getting out of the car while someone was dropping them off and the driver didn't notice and was about to continue driving. I might be reading too much into it but thats what I imagined since OP ran to help.
FangirlMess6 10
I was trying to help an old man. Sorry for being a decent human.
species4872 20
Yeah, gotta watch those humans.
acmariner99 25
This is why staying out of other people's affairs is usually a good idea.
Julian Hartnett 2
The wife should've been there trying to help her husband
Tarlachia 33
Plot twist: Tge wife was driving and dragging the husband along. She hit you with the purse to stop you from stopping her devious plan.
RichardPencil 32
She probably didn't see why it was necessary to undo his pants to "help" him, you hussy!
species4872 20
So now she knows who the other women is.
wrwrestler9 5
Can I be brutally honest? Unless the car was on, and/or there was a driver in the drivers seat, and you reasonably thought that someone was going to drive off and drag him along the pavement... then you really didn't have a reason to go running over to him and grabbing him. Like if the car was off, and his shirt was simply caught in his door, that's really not "an emergency". That's a casual "oh, hm, looks like I should open my door and get my shirt out, hm" kind of thing. It's not life threatening lmao. Let's be honest, was the guy physically attractive and/or tall? Was he clearly better looking than you? Was you running over to help him, POSSIBLY at ALL linked to him looking attractive? If he was short, fat and had kind of an ugly face, would you still have run over to help him as emphatically as you did? Be honest. Be HONEST here. Yes, the wife absolutely should not have hit you. But if my hunch is correct, you basically used a semi-socially valid "Excuse" to try to flirt or get in close physical proximity with, a better looking man, right in front of his wife, under the guise of "helping him" with something that wasn't even really an emergency at all to begin with. Like what, do you not think he's capable of getting his shirt out of a car door? That's silly. You ran over because you thought he was cute/hot. Not because you felt like his life would end if you didn't help save him from the eeeevil door. Lmao. And yes, his wife knew what you were up to, that's why she reacted like she did. Again, violence isn't justified EVER... but i really don't have any sympathy for a girl who's trying to steal someone's husband or flirt with someone's husband in front of the wife. He did NOT NEED YOUR HELP REMOVING HIS SHIRT FROM A CAR DOOR. Again, if the car was like RUNNING THOUGH, or the wife was in the drivers seat at the time, that's a different story. But it sounds like it was parked and they were both outside of the car.
wrwrestler9 5
Can I be brutally honest? Unless the car was on, and/or there was a driver in the drivers seat, and you reasonably thought that someone was going to drive off and drag him along the pavement... then you really didn't have a reason to go running over to him and grabbing him. Like if the car was off, and his shirt was simply caught in his door, that's really not "an emergency". That's a casual "oh, hm, looks like I should open my door and get my shirt out, hm" kind of thing. It's not life threatening lmao. Let's be honest, was the guy physically attractive and/or tall? Was he clearly better looking than you? Was you running over to help him, POSSIBLY at ALL linked to him looking attractive? If he was short, fat and had kind of an ugly face, would you still have run over to help him as emphatically as you did? Be honest. Be HONEST here. Yes, the wife absolutely should not have hit you. But if my hunch is correct, you basically used a semi-socially valid "Excuse" to try to flirt or get in close physical proximity with, a better looking man, right in front of his wife, under the guise of "helping him" with something that wasn't even really an emergency at all to begin with. Like what, do you not think he's capable of getting his shirt out of a car door? That's silly. You ran over because you thought he was cute/hot. Not because you felt like his life would end if you didn't help save him from the eeeevil door. Lmao. And yes, his wife knew what you were up to, that's why she reacted like she did. Again, violence isn't justified EVER... but i really don't have any sympathy for a girl who's trying to steal someone's husband or flirt with someone's husband in front of the wife. He did NOT NEED YOUR HELP REMOVING HIS SHIRT FROM A CAR DOOR. Again, if the car was like RUNNING THOUGH, or the wife was in the drivers seat at the time, that's a different story. But it sounds like it was parked and they were both outside of the car.