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Mr Pretoria, South Africa 34 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 6 September 2010, 00:29 United States

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

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Z3R0G5 6 January 2014, 23:00 Indianapolis, United States

Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML

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