Today, my wife was putting her finger in my bellybutton and making overly sexual noises. I thought this was all fun and games until I realized she was actually into this. FML
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Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML
Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML
Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML
Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML
Today, my husband was trying to be sexy, and asked me if I wanted to sit on his "Belly Finger". Major mood kill. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, I was giving my wife a massage. That led to some very intense and passionate love making, and she told me that has been the best sex we’ve had. Next thing I know, she's upset and yelling at me about how massages always lead to sex. She was asking for it. Literally. FML
Today, my new girlfriend and I finally did the deed. I also realized today that I have a strange kink. An outie belly button. FML
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music_is_life22 12
Well everybody has their fetishes XD
krad204 21
Well someone likes to put things in holes, watch out OP.
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Comments (119)
vikky538 29
fetish...
rhoeft95 11
Were you into it?
gameover18 17
It can't be that bad op. Just another thing that turns her on and increases your odds of getting lucky.
JRT98 12
Oh damn, she really likes to push your buttons eh?
Ziggy122 15
Everyone has their fetishes. Compared to other fetishes out there, being turned on by bellybuttons really isn't that weird. It's an erogenous zone!
worldclassrager 41
A little strange but there are things in time that might seem a bit odd about our partner...we all have those funny fetishes
dammityou 10
....RUN!
JJ_86 22
You have been playing with her holes for a while now. I guess she realized it's time she start returning the favor too. Why should one person have all the fun :p
TechnoKitten 17
An ex boyfriend of mine just kept stabbing his penis or finger into my belly button. He seemed to have a fetish for it. I guess it's a common thing. Lol as long as it isn't harmful I guess it isn't too bad right?
RedPillSucks 33
Did it make him seem larger than he was? Not what you thought when he said he'd fill your hole?
rachangie 19
Use it to your advantage OP. Fetishes can be fun and maybe it will open the two go you up to new things.