Today, my wife was putting her finger in my bellybutton and making overly sexual noises. I thought this was all fun and games until I realized she was actually into this. FML
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Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML
Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML
Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML
Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML
Today, my husband was trying to be sexy, and asked me if I wanted to sit on his "Belly Finger". Major mood kill. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, I was giving my wife a massage. That led to some very intense and passionate love making, and she told me that has been the best sex we’ve had. Next thing I know, she's upset and yelling at me about how massages always lead to sex. She was asking for it. Literally. FML
Today, my new girlfriend and I finally did the deed. I also realized today that I have a strange kink. An outie belly button. FML
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Top comments
music_is_life22 12
Well everybody has their fetishes XD
krad204 21
Well someone likes to put things in holes, watch out OP.
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Comments (119)
whenitdidhappen 14
actually, there is a joke about this particular situation.any body heard of it?
ostfaiz 18
please go ahead
Thatguy334 7
Hey man, if it gets her off what do you care?
thevelociraptor 31
Obviously he does care or OP wouldn't have written an FML...
miliaras93 17
Hey she can be the next hit tv show for my strange sexual fetish hahah
kelsorg 21
not as weird as a guy I knew who likes his nipples played with. but fyl. weird fetishes.
Goblin182 27
That's not weird. I'm just saying.
smokecloud_ 37
That's quite tame, unless said nipple playtime includes clamps and possibly some electric shocks...
bumblebeesmommy 5
How is it weird that some guys like there nipples touched and played with
poncho55 40
Uhhh, women often like their nipples played with. What's the difference?
TheNewGuy03 29
22, have you been living in a box?
RedPillSucks 33
What?!!! When did clamps and electric shocks on your nipples become weird? Don't judge me!!!
Marzell 12
Not Even remotely odd. also #63, I love your comments and your Username. TRP does suck.
fonkimonki 7
how is that weird? - you're weird to think it's weird.
justsomerandguy 8
Seems she found a button that turns you off. This is very bad indeed!
Futacy 30
I see what you did there.
pratikp03 22
now tell her your fetishes
MortenM 17
There's no need to tell. Apparently OP and his wife shows. Just jam it in by surprise OP (or whatever your thing is)
bryanjamieluke 17
An ex of mine had a foot fetish. He would molest my feet in my sleep. I know how you feel, OP!
Kristoffer 35
Just roll with it, whatever turns her on will get you laid more often.
OhNoAGhost 18
I love how whenever someone's significant other wants to try some sort of fetish, their partner comes on here, to share it with all of us.
False_Stupidity 42
Well I'm sure the OP was always taught to share...
weveallbeenthere 30
your ass will be next. hahaha.
LisaDay 14
if shes playing with his bellybutton, she may be into vore. i had a bf who was into it and would play with my bellybutton all the time.
wtffml1979 22
All due respect. I would play with your belly button too. You're gorgeous!