Today, my wife was putting her finger in my bellybutton and making overly sexual noises. I thought this was all fun and games until I realized she was actually into this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML
Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML
Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML
Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML
Today, my husband was trying to be sexy, and asked me if I wanted to sit on his "Belly Finger". Major mood kill. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, I was giving my wife a massage. That led to some very intense and passionate love making, and she told me that has been the best sex we’ve had. Next thing I know, she's upset and yelling at me about how massages always lead to sex. She was asking for it. Literally. FML
Today, my new girlfriend and I finally did the deed. I also realized today that I have a strange kink. An outie belly button. FML
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music_is_life22 12
Well everybody has their fetishes XD
krad204 21
Well someone likes to put things in holes, watch out OP.
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Comments (119)
Saraishi 25
What?
mister_icicle 17
Be cool man. If you play it right, you could easily turn that into an opportunity for a BJ.
LisaDay 14
if shes playing with his bellybutton, she may be into vore. i had a bf who was into it and would play with my bellybutton all the time. he also liked me to eat small candies or things like raisins or cherry tomatoes during sex.
j4e2s0s 2
thats disgusting
amydc 3
The nice thing about being with someone who has weirder fetishes than yours is that you feel normal by comparison.
garretttheman91 2
Why fml? Real men learn what their women want and do it for them in an engaging way, even if it seems ridiculous. You have a golden opportunity here, so get over yourself.
armysadness 5
Better than necrophilia.
rockman808 9
Sounds really cool. Whatever floats her boat. ☺️
millertime911 15
icky! to each his own I guess...
Brueckner 4
): one day