Today, I politely asked my friend if she would repay me the £20 she owes me. She shouted at me, called me an insensitive bitch, and refuses to pay me back as apparently she can't afford to. Her holiday to Italy next week begs to differ. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML
Today, I confronted my friend about the £260 he owes me. He got offended and said, "Friends don't have to pay back." He called me selfish and walked off. FML
Today, my friend won’t pay me back the money I lent her. I stupidly lent her $1200. She’s calling me an “inconsiderate bitch” because I “have a good paying job, I’ll be alright.” FML
Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML
Today, I asked my coworker to pay back the $100 I'd loaned her when she fell on hard times. She’s owed me for almost a year now, and she always said she’d pay me back “Next week.” She responded by telling HR that I was “harassing” and “threatening” her. FML
Today, a friend is refusing to pay her final portion on the vacation we’ve been planning for over a year. She's met a new guy and he’s uncomfortable with her going on a girls' trip. We’ve been planning this trip longer than she’s known him and it’s too close to the date for us to get a full refund. FML
Today, I generously paid for my best friend to go to an event she's wanted to see her whole life. Instead of thanking me, she brought her children and made me pay for them too, complained that I hadn't chosen the seats she wanted, then blamed me when she got on the wrong train back to her hotel. FML
Today, I asked my friend, once again, to pay me back the $500 she owes me. She got annoyed and told me, “I told you, my Cash App locked me out of my account!” When I mentioned Venmo, she said she'd forgotten her password to it, called me a "selfish c*nt", and hung up on me. FML
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Top comments
zah_ali 3
I know how you feel! I have a similar situation. Lent a friend a decent sum of money...few years on still waiting to get paid back. It sucks cos you think your helping someone out and they just take the piss!!
varkey 7
why are you friends with her?
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Comments (129)
andruha1123 5
first, that sucks
Trupe 3
Take your money. Seems that the only way the bitch will learn.
Some_guy92 0
I wish I waS first :( .., is that ur gf?! #1?
Freeze_fml 17
#3, that's chubbycakes copy/pasted onto his picture...
OwNowBrownCow 0
o wow. even number 2 has thread jacked off of number one.
ladiesman14 0
im only INTERESTed in giving money to girls who are my friends wth benefits. That way ill get a Prepetual Return On Investment. get it :)
Some_guy92 0
#7 wait?!? who's that lol soo Its not his gf right?! If it's not.. that's a FAIL lol
Football_5tar_JR 0
when your comments dissapear and you ask yourself where? Diarreah, Diarreah!
jplumbob 4
7 you saying chubbycakes is ok with what he is doing?
lonerftl 3
Beat her out of her. Show her the video where Stewie beats up Brain the dog because he owed him some money. That'll teach her.
TiffanyBlews27 0
Well, that's the story of my life. everyone where I live is rich as he'll. And when you let them borrow money when you KNOW they dont have any with them, they don't pay you back b/c they "can't afford it". Which is so not true.
phantom956 2
yea way to be so insensitive. obvs she doesn't have much money left if she's going to Italy. try to be a lil more understanding and patient.
ieatzombiebrains 0
whoops I meant 52
tekinzdudez 0
Europe FTW
dark_666rose 0
she spent all her money on the Italy trip.....?
tweetbaby14 18
well OP you could rob them when they leave and get your money back that way duh and learnt is terrible grammar I'm not a grammar Nazi but yea it's learned
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
"Learnt" is an acceptable spelling.
JDFromSac 0
whoop that bitches ass
immazombeastxD 0
#3 about #1- haha no lmao, he photoshopped some chick into his picture, you can see the outline around her
matrasveer 1
39 winz 40, they're all as rich as he will (he'll)? oooooooooooo
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
charge intrest or just dnt be her friend and forget all about her.
zah_ali 3
I know how you feel! I have a similar situation. Lent a friend a decent sum of money...few years on still waiting to get paid back. It sucks cos you think your helping someone out and they just take the piss!!
dudeitsdanny 10
Same here, $45. I was in grade 11; I'm a junior at college now. Still waiting. But she got mad when I didn't loan her $20 a few months ago.
thikimo 0
stingy bish
venusvsmars 2
your picture is awesome. I'd make out with a panda too.
thikimo 0
thnks. pandas are awesome.
omgtacos 0
the pic would be better with less clothes
joseph4242423 0
People always yell "first!!!!" well you know what? 9th!!!! that sucks op
joseph4242423 0
You moderators are out of control.. I said "that sucks op" and they remove it. Go jump off a bridge god dang.
heyuwittheface 0
next time don't lend any1 money
savemypandabear 0
aaawh hell naw! bitch! time to throwdown! someone hold my gold toof! hold my earrings girl while i smack this bitch! lmao
supermon99 0
#11 is obviously a sand niggeeerr
savemypandabear 0
uhm...i was kidding. but thank you for your lovely words of ignorance :] much appreciated...
daisuke_kiryu 0
sorry 16 don't mean to be a dick or asshole but i can't tell wether your male or female sorry but that's just my the dick or asshole that couldent tell
t3471m3 0
naah 16 is a gothic dude, obviously.
Intoxicunt 6
Her profile says she's female, and the pink outline around her pic should make it obvious. Sure, he/she could be lying, but if he/she were, they would just as easily lie in the comments.
savemypandabear 0
to clear it up...i am female...i just dress and tend to make it where i look more masculine, what isn't in this picture however is the dead giveaway that i am a female-my very noticeable boobs.
ImaginaryFoe 1
They're probably on the app and can't go the profile or see any pink outline. Hopefully that will come to the app soon. At least now we can see when comments have been moderated.
firefox9778 20
68- Huh? I'm on the app and it has the outline :P
Ariasmake_1 0
agree with #2
TheApologist 0
well yeah fyl she totally overreacted and it seems she's lying -- Italy is pretty much rubbing your face in that fact. but perhaps she's like behind on rent or something maybe 'cause of her trip?
ImaginaryFoe 1
She definitely over-reacted even if OP is severely underplaying her role in the argument. But she may not be lying. I know right before I go on holiday and right after I get back are when I have the least amount of money to spare.
The_good_times 0
Well yeah ImaginaryFoe but the point is you don't go on expensive trips when you owe money, first you pay your debts, then you go on a trip with what you have left, or you stay home and make sure you don't get in the situation where you'll need to borrow money again so you can go on your next holiday with no worries. I hate people that have money problems like debts and stuff and then they decide they should go on holiday in another country. If you really want a holiday and you know you don't have the money just postpone or go somewhere cheaper and neared to your home.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I agree with the principle of what you're saying, good_times, but it is possible that the friend started paying for the trip a year ago or something and became shorter with her money over time but couldn't get her money back. I'm not defending her actions or justifying the stupidity of a splurge while bumming off of others but there could be extenuating circumstances. Still, it is just £20 and if you owe it to someone, skip a couple of meals if that's what it takes to pay it back. Downgrade your hotel room for one night. It's not worth your dignity.
spacerockerr37 0
she sounds like a mooch and a crappy friend..I'd demand it back
superbadd 0
push her down and steal her wallet xD no jk but that's messed up