Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML
Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous lunch with a few friends. The first thing I hear is "Be a dear and help me change my colostomy bag." I lost that fabulous lunch. FML
Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML
Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML
Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I was alone in the car with my grandma for five hours while she told me all about the multiple bladder infections she's had in the past year. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said, "Never take a shit in this place. Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
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Top comments
MedChew 19
FHL more than FYL, for sure. Imagine how embarassed he would be
AubriS 0
not only how can you be pissed at another persons FML and it "ruin your day" but how can you be pissed at a grandpa that can't control his bowels?! you must either be very immature or just a bitch.
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Comments (106)
jennifer93 0
oh wow that better have earned you major brownie points with the lady
NYC_Yoshi 3
omg, please tell me that's an accidental pun. lol
jennifer93 0
I don't see a pun there?
NYC_Yoshi 3
brownie points
Livinia 11
What colour is shit? It's brown.. BROWNie points, now do you see the pun?
jennifer93 0
oh...wow that's a little stretched so no I def didn't mean to do that
Cinn_fml 23
Whilst that does really suck, I imagine it's much worse for him. Hopefully you'll be able to clean it up so that you can't tell it ever happened.
ShyAnn29 15
it's not that hard to clean up
PeteyPablo12308 20
Oh god... Poop. It would horrible to have a colostomy bag... Ugh.
ShyAnn29 15
yes, yes it is!
Smokeyy13 2
it is lol, I've had one for over 2 years now. it really does suck.
CallMeHush 1
A little Febreeze and it will be good as new!
Anna173 0
this comment made my day!:)
barlessprison 16
To be honest, I feel more pity for her grandpa than you. Your problem can be fixed with some scrubbing and water, unlike his.
juturnaamo 29
I'm guessing the offer was meant to get in good with the girlfriend, which I'm sure it definitely did. The good thing about a bad economy is there is someone in your neighborhood who would be willing to scrub your truck clean for less than $50.
samuel18 0
jagd 0
that must have "burst your bubble"
jagd 0
do ya see what I just did there? that was awesome
missy_lynn012 0
no, no it wasn't.
jdeshnerx3 0
how is someone else's fml gunna ruin your day? lol
Monii_Harlz 11
FYL and his, poor man :( how embarrassing for him! the only nasty part would be cleaning up the mess that had been made :/