Anonymous
The Good Grandson
Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
abutorac951
Panic! At the Costco
Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Tartu, Estonia
No, not now!
Today, in a hardware store, I had to physically restrain my senile grandpa from trying to take a crap in one of the display toilets. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
omen
Majalengka, Indonesia
The future
Today, I have to take care of my abusive grandpa. He's smearing poop all over the wall and peeing on the bed again. It's still morning and I'm bracing myself for doing this five times a day. FML
lvegadelgado_6
Deerfield, United States
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
John
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
No good deed…
Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML
morningbirdie
Drunk level: 2000
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissed in the seat. FML
megamonster99
Silver Spring, United States
Family
Today, I helped my hoarder grandfather clean out his garage. Not only did I step on a nail, I also slipped in a puddle of used oil that's been sitting out for two years, and broke my nose. He didn't pay me since I wasn't able to finish the job. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ain't it funky
Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML
Top comments
lifeis4me 20
Since it seems like he’s unable to do it himself, the bright side is that you’re able to help him
Aiden89 23
Be thankful that you still have a grandparent to visit.
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lifeis4me 20
Since it seems like he’s unable to do it himself, the bright side is that you’re able to help him
Aiden89 23
Be thankful that you still have a grandparent to visit.
bloopaloop 27
That’s nice of you!
WistayShlaio82 13
Wait til you’re his age. Have some humble pie while you’re at it.
rotflqtms_ 21
Why don't you make days that you visit him and on those days you clean the house and stuff for him. Don't go there just to clean, hang out with him before/afterwards too. actually...scratch that. Make sure you wash your hands before you touch him, and try not to hug him or cough on him and stuff. If you get him sick, that could be the end of him. Don't visit him a ton, especially not if you're sick. Set up a computer or tablet or something so you can video chat until the whole Coronavirus dies down. And it's nice that you traveled to do that for him. I wish i still could do that for my grandpa, but he passed away and I miss him a lot. He was the only Grandpa I had.
RichardPencil 32
You didn't have to. You could have called a maid service to go do that for him. Does he want you to just clean the toilet and leave, or was this a roundabout way for him to ask you to visit?
Matthew Irmen 11
Don’t make it about cleaning his toilet, make it about time spent together