Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML
Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous lunch with a few friends. The first thing I hear is "Be a dear and help me change my colostomy bag." I lost that fabulous lunch. FML
Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML
Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML
Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I was alone in the car with my grandma for five hours while she told me all about the multiple bladder infections she's had in the past year. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said, "Never take a shit in this place. Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
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MedChew 19
FHL more than FYL, for sure. Imagine how embarassed he would be
AubriS 0
not only how can you be pissed at another persons FML and it "ruin your day" but how can you be pissed at a grandpa that can't control his bowels?! you must either be very immature or just a bitch.
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Comments (106)
gabby4494 0
awe :( that's so sad poor man ! and I also feel bad for you! but I bet the poor man was so embarrassed :(
annonomusCG 0
Got organs? Eh... seemed like the right time.
twiride 12
not hard enough though.
girl_du_soleil 6
Good man, good man. I feel sorry for your truck. And poor grandpa. 8(
LovinisWhatIGot 0
wow just another stupid, stuck up 15 year old. when you're an old lady sick and in need of help maybe you'll understand. that poor man.
invicta8926 0
Mistakes happen.
Twan_skillz14 0
that's messed up and to think you were trying to be a good guy
Erindub 0
: ( give him a break. Sucks to be him
Erindub 0
I used to have an ileostomy. So glad it was temporary
ShyAnn29 15
I wish mine was temporary, but I've had it since I was 18 so I'm pretty used to it. still hate it though lol
facethtcreeps 0
Omg the old guy must feel so bad :O now I feel bad..:'(