Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I called 911 to report a drunk driver. The operator yelled at me for following the guy and told me to get off the phone because I shouldn't be driving with a phone to my ear. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
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ObeyAlliance 7
Shouldn't have been speeding..
alpaquette91 9
Hypocrite.
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Comments (92)
SwagPuppet 3
Sounds like you were just shooting yourself in the foot. Smooth move man!
greeneye_fml 12
Double
greeneye_fml 12
Should have known cops were in the area, dummy.
sougstad 7
That's what u get for not minding your business. What comes around goes around.
demonmonkey 13
Correction: what goes around comes around
BubbleGrunge 18
How exactly do you know this driver was drunk? And what exactly was he doing to drive dangerously that is more dangerous than speeding? Two wrongs dont make a right OP!
Keliosan 6
I imagine he was swerving or something that would indicate that he's not in his right mind on the road...also we have no idea how much over the speed limit OP was going so I wouldn't compare it to drunk driving considering it could have been as little as 5mph over.
AcieMcG 21
But three lefts make a right.
patrickalamo 48
Dumb ass
PawnShopPenguin 4
Thanks for your helpful words of wisdom...
mercsl65 7
shut up and take your ticket. if you do the crime, do the time!
demonmonkey 13
Or in this case, do the crime, pay the fine.
rcgirl2 11
Did he think you were the drunk guy?
axelrave 3
Well it is South Carolina...... They aren't the smartest people.
axelrave 3
Well it is South Carolina.... They aren't the smartest people.