Animals and Cats: Lazy day - FML

Lazy day

By Fail - 17/03/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I got an exercise wheel for my cat. He took a nap on it. FML

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Anderling 32

Friday 17 March 2023 22:14

I mean yeah. You need to train them until they know what it is and feel okay using it first. They aren’t born knowing what a treadmill is. And even then sometimes you’ll buy them a massive toy and they decide to play with the box instead.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 18 March 2023 4:08

Uh, you're dealing with a cat, not a hamster.

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Anderling 32

Friday 17 March 2023 22:14

I mean yeah. You need to train them until they know what it is and feel okay using it first. They aren’t born knowing what a treadmill is. And even then sometimes you’ll buy them a massive toy and they decide to play with the box instead.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 17 March 2023 22:17

Spin it!

SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 18 March 2023 4:08

Uh, you're dealing with a cat, not a hamster.

anothergenericuncreativename 13

Saturday 18 March 2023 18:39

you DO know what a cat is, don't you?

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