Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I called 911 to report a drunk driver. The operator yelled at me for following the guy and told me to get off the phone because I shouldn't be driving with a phone to my ear. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
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ObeyAlliance 7
Shouldn't have been speeding..
alpaquette91 9
Hypocrite.
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Comments (92)
Littlechicken_fml 0
I hope you didn't have any empty bottle in your car...
coolbrony12 3
YDI and FYL. You were speeding but it is ironic
axelrave 3
If you don't live near South Carolina then you wouldn't know if they are dumb. And If you live in South Carolina you don't know how dumb you are.
thewife5 19
At least you weren't drunk I guess. I hate drunk drivers.
dsbs 9
I live in south Carolina. Little do you guys know not all of us are retarded Inbreds.
unixdude 9
Snitches get stitches.