Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML
Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML
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JessiGoose 0
Wow okay, Really? You DID end up at your house though right? Not hers. So it's obvious that you weren't following her. Is she that dumb and paranoid? Jesus christ. I mean I've had some creepy guys who follow me to places, but I watch them and try not to assume.
littlegolferboy 4
Actually it clearly says Canada, but nice try.
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DumbStruck79 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You pervert!
allanaskye 0
she wanted you to follow her home
drcool41 0
hahaha I loled
OwenC 0
hmm...
Aero_boy 4
*cough* women nuff said *cough*
WokeUpThisMornin 0
paranoia ftw
DarthFurby 0
Who the hell let this piece of crap through? If she was just on the highway with you for a while how does she know where you live? If you were behind her how did she get your license plate number? I hate to say fake, but this is just bad.
redbluegreen 41
There are license plates on the front of the car as well as the back. And she can give it to the police and they can find out where you live. People where I live are psycho like this and will do that. Especially if they live in the same town/get off at the same place. The OP was probably tailgating though.
Aeval_Fae 0
If he was behind her on the freeway for a while she couldve gotten down his plate number in the rearview or something. Seeing as how she was a paranoid freak i can see that happening. Once she calls the cops and they run his plates bing-bang-boom they have his address. Takes a little imagination but it is possible. OP: its not so much a FML as it is a minor inconvenience. FMDay more like it. Now you have a funny anecdote though!
youaresofucked 0
Its AMERICA. Theyre all nutjobs......
littlegolferboy 4
Actually it clearly says Canada, but nice try.
netfreak 0
jesus.... in BC there are plates on the front. The police can run a plate and find your address, which is clearly what happened as the police came to his door. I cannot believe how hard this is to figure out.
usernamesarehard 4
Idiot
nickernutz 0
that depends where you live.
JessiGoose 0
Wow okay, Really? You DID end up at your house though right? Not hers. So it's obvious that you weren't following her. Is she that dumb and paranoid? Jesus christ. I mean I've had some creepy guys who follow me to places, but I watch them and try not to assume.
polico_wolf 0
you've had creepy guys who follow you? really? I doubt that. Other people do go to places that you go to too, you know
janise 2
I think Jessi meant she's been in the situation where it looked like people were following her but didn't jump to conclusions and call the cops.
LemonadePink 0
These newly posted FMLs are crap.
blastvortex 4
Honk if you like paranoid, delusional narcissists. That woman needs to get a life. Better yet, she needs to get laid - big time.
Luckster 0
Gotta love paranoid women that think SO highly of themselves that they think everyone and their cousin is out to get them.
JohnLovesFMLs 0
#4-how dumb can you get? there's this thing called a rearview mirror, cars have a numberplate on their front bumper, and the police can use that number to find out who owns the ******* car. Make sense now?
kile88 2
I'd understand if he said "we were on the highway. she lives down the street from me/next to me. fml."