Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I called 911 to report a drunk driver. The operator yelled at me for following the guy and told me to get off the phone because I shouldn't be driving with a phone to my ear. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
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ObeyAlliance 7
Shouldn't have been speeding..
alpaquette91 9
Hypocrite.
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Comments (92)
TheJester12 15
I bet that cop was delighted at that easy two for one. Unless you are friends with the cop , don't expect any personal favors. YDI .
neda389 0
how do you know it was the same cop...ydi for being a hypocrite
skullofdarkness 18
How is op a hypocrite for trying to warn the cops about a drunk driver? Yes, he should have paid more attention to how fast he was going, but that doesn't make him a hypocrite...
neda389 0
dude really? cuz op reports someone for drunk driving when speeding is dangerous too...there for hypocrite.
eggmarie 25
How do you know that he was going a dangerous speed? He could have been doing 40 in a 35. 40 isn't that dangerous of a speed. Drunk driving is way more dangerous than speeding, by the way.
perdix 31
Quit snitchin' ;)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"Snitches get stitches." "Not really. Stitches are for living people."
Keliosan 6
Or Frankenstein monsters.
perdix 31
Sometimes they stitch up corpses for the viewing. Snitching for DWI will likely get you kneecapped, as a warning not to snitch on more serious business.
greeneye_fml 12
I hope you get into a crash with a drunk driver. See if you whine about "snitchin" then, punk.
Keliosan 6
It was a joke...very obviously...especially if you've seen perdix around...
demonmonkey 13
36, what made you think he was being serious? Was it the wink or the fact that it's perdix, who is almost never serious?
unknown_user5566 27
Uh oh, greeneye called Perdix a punk. Shit just got real. ;)
perdix 31
#67, I hope greeneye caught your ;) wink at the end. I don't like wasting space telling doofuses that I'm just kidding.
Neptune_AK47 6
I think this is kind of ironic
DelphiCat 17
No shit, Sherlock.
redreynard 14
Irony? On FML? You jest!
andiewithlove 21
*insert Nicolas Cage face* YOU DON'T SAY!
badbadkitty 5
Did ya brake as you were passing the cop? You never brake, it's like admitting guilt.
trucker1945 9
YDI for speeding. you could have killed someone just as easy as the drunk
Enslaved 38
You should have told him you were on your way to buy donuts as a thank you to him, for answering your DD call.
Skittles_Rawr 8
So speeding is much safer?
Skittles_Rawr 8
Not necessarily.
eggmarie 25
Put a speeder on one road and a drunk driver on the other. I'm pretty sure the drunk driver would do more damage. I go 5 mph over almost always and I've never been in an accident.
eccentrix 12
"Hello, police? There's a dangerous driver in my area! Welp, that's done. Time to go drive dangerously!"
Clamcreepy 7
Snitches get stitches! Well in your case snitches get tickets.
greeneye_fml 12
I wonder if you're be calling him a "snitch" if you or a family member got hit by a drunk driver. Drunk drivers are dangerous and deserve to get arrested.
dead247 13
They also cause a lot of traffic which makes people either late for work, angry or rubber neck.