Today, I walked into my roommate's room to ask him a question, only to see a pitcher with over a pint of urine in it sitting on his bookcase. This is at least the fifth conversation in a year I've had with him about not peeing in containers in his room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Today, I came home to to find my roommate spinning on a computer chair, shitting everywhere. He'd taken Peyote. Now the whole place smells of poop. FML
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML
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Top comments
Maggey 19
The sixth conversation is when it's time to dump the pitcher on him while he sleeps.
trollcrusher 17
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
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Comments (73)
greeneyedpothead 10
Ugh, this is disgusting. But if it's your roommate, wouldn't it be your room too?? Housemate perhaps? Idk, but if it was my roommate, I would be entirely disgusted.
everydayFML2121 5
I think I can respect this roommate! Walking to the bathroom < pissing in a pitcher I mean just imagine all the fun things you could do with a pitcher full of piss!!!
Neorecon19 18
The only thing I could think of is getting evicted by the landlord.
rcgirl2 11
Well if you don't like what he's doing, why don't you find a different roomate?
99megster 15
That is a very odd habit he's got there O.o
twinkledinosaur 0
Haha, that must suck... And that also is pretty gross...
crazykid300 6
What about the smell ewww
iMeowzAlot 8
Ahhh Don't you love the fresh smell of piss in the morning?
dead_insects 18
What has he said in his defense on all these former conversations? With the wonderful invention of indoor plumbing, there is no excuse for this disgusting behavior. If I were you, it would end up on his bed...
eccentrix 12
But then they'd be the worse roommate. Who wants to be worse than someone who keeps jars of urine?
dead_insects 18
I never, ever claimed to be a good person!
AGhost5445 25
Wonder what he's going to do with pee.
KMtheDrummer 6
Gonna go all Bear-Grylls style
perdix 31
What else was on that bookshelf? "War & Piss" by Leo Tolstoy? "Peepee Longstocking" by Astrid Lindgren? "Yellow River" by I. P. Freely?
BunchieRules 31
"Peeter Pan"? "Old Smeller"? Nah, I'm out of ideas...
nattynatters 14
"Pissing in Jars With Boys," a delightful Drew Barrymore comedy.
Tuffay 14
Little green piles, by Squat and leave it.
dude1122332 9
Maybe he's saving it for a special occasion.(:
suckmylife669 0
Whats wrong with you OP?! Peeing in containers is the new thing!