Today, I walked into my roommate's room to ask him a question, only to see a pitcher with over a pint of urine in it sitting on his bookcase. This is at least the fifth conversation in a year I've had with him about not peeing in containers in his room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Today, I came home to to find my roommate spinning on a computer chair, shitting everywhere. He'd taken Peyote. Now the whole place smells of poop. FML
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML
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Top comments
Maggey 19
The sixth conversation is when it's time to dump the pitcher on him while he sleeps.
trollcrusher 17
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
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Comments (73)
guardian13 1
Sounds like the dude may have been on a couple deployments to a war zone and forgot he was back home
CapnCapes 4
It's time for a new roommate.
bubo_fml 11
Who does he think he is? Howard fukkin' Hughes?
CeltHound 14
Get rid of him NOW!! B
chrisllr2831 0
******* fat ass! Get the **** up and take your dumb ass dick to the toilet. Lazy ass!
spainstateofmind 5
Hey, maybe he's going to brush up on his Jarate?
chey296927413 3
As long as he isn't using the containers again for food or something I don't see what the big deal is. At least he's not pissing on the floor.
insomniac8400 13
it's his room if he wants to pee in a cup or shit in a blender that's up to him
breezynae 3
Hahaha!! I made this go from 1111 YDI's to 1112!!! x'D
Nosakare56 12
kick him out if he won't listen