Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
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Top comments
HooHooHa 6
It's not like it's the first time you've seen them.
carminecris89 13
At least you know they have a great relationship and are happy with one another.
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Comments (119)
SSahara 11
Good for them!
Senseless_487 29
Yes, because OP's dad would've gotten a text from his mom of another woman's breasts. That makes perfect sense.
mayley 16
At least they're still happy together :)
adam_tajyar 10
Knowing that your parents are happy is one thing, but knowing in detail about their sex life if just traumatizing.
Sir_Swaggington 6
A boob pic isn't really detailed knowledge
afairshake 8
Someone earned their childhood trauma badge today FYL at least your dad was trying to be safe
blackshades 2
Oh NO. Sorry you had to see that, OP. I hope that in time - for how long it'll take - you'll be able to unsee that.
Jacquelinia 6
The word jugs makes the mental image so much more worse.. Oh well at least it was your mom and not some other lady
Bacontree 14
Seeing your moms boobs might not be the best moment ever, but you can at least be glad they're still into each other. I would feel a lot more sorry for you if the words "my mom" were replaced with "some woman".
perdix 31
Don't look at your mom's phone! Let me give you a hint: the caption on your dad's pic is, "We're heading home so you can have a ball."
harlequinn10 3
You win perdix!
obeliks 4
You poor thing. Must be really bad that your folks love each other!!!
obeliks 4
What??