Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
HooHooHa 6
It's not like it's the first time you've seen them.
carminecris89 13
At least you know they have a great relationship and are happy with one another.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (119)
oj101 33
Hey, look on the bright side. At least your dad doesn't use his phone whilst driving. Safety first!
Pleonasm 36
So your dad likes titillating photos. And?
ShadowReaper101 14
Well played.
xXxSCREAMxXx 3
18-you could've just thumbed him up...
tingway 4
well on the bright side, at least it was just the top half, not the bottom as well :s
AshhyTheBlonde 8
OMG! Scarred for lyfe:O Poor op! If that happened to me, I would like omg want to die! Supaa embarrassing' At least it wasn't of her vajayjay. Haha Omgg!
iiTzNeeNerz 26
I could almost hear an annoying, chipmunk-like voice as I read this clusterfuck of shit in my head... I hope you don't actually talk or sound like this, but I'm willing to bet a leg and a half that you do.
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
I am so upset with this comment that I have no idea where to begin.
stronghand0331 17
^^^I say her name like ******... AshtINA.
AshhyTheBlonde 8
Bitches be hatin. My name is Ashtina (ash-teenah). Idiott. Didn't yo mamma teach youse how to readd? LAWLZZZ!
accioshannon 17
Be glad they're not yelling, fighting, hitting, or cheating.
AshhyTheBlonde 8
exactly, duhh!
EG14_fml 8
At first I thought you were referring to her mom's jugs... O.o
xMiss_Maggot 7
who said op is a girl
electrorange 13
MILK from the MILF!
rs89 20
that's sick!
the_wombat 6
At least it wasn't another woman's rack. Awesome for your parents!
stronghand0331 17
No.
mario2012 18
Achievement unlocked: Awkward moment Wait, is that an achievement?
emilyjgraham 34
I hate the 'awkward moment when.. ' business. give it up!
mario2012 18
NI don't recall putting the the word when in my post. I was trying to put a twist on it but apparently I failed.
pdp_fml 21
What I want to know is did you let your dad know what you were looking at or did he have to deduce what he knows that you were looking at?
Soloman212 28
I don't think anyone ever has to deduce what they know.