Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
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Top comments
HooHooHa 6
It's not like it's the first time you've seen them.
carminecris89 13
At least you know they have a great relationship and are happy with one another.
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Comments (119)
diva239 8
I think that's sweet that they still do that stuff. Good for them
desertpunk75 11
It's better to see your mother's upstairs than her downstairs.
Maria_Obligacia 14
oh NO you poor baby, your parents still have an active sex life and care about each other! How awful of them! BTW, that stuff about where you came from.... There really was no stork, you know.
janah_fml 5
HAHAHA! who knew! old people.
AJpenn9260 2
good luck getting that out of your head
Special_Psycho 8
That was just bad! This one seems more like it'd be good for the Intimacy category though.
flex_dexter 4
like a BAWS!
Harle 24
I love this one:)
frobro75 12
at least you know its a healthy marriage