Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
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HooHooHa 6
It's not like it's the first time you've seen them.
carminecris89 13
At least you know they have a great relationship and are happy with one another.
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Comments (119)
Cavebone 5
Prove it.
CptZoe 10
Was there nipple in the picture? If there was no nipple, it's OK. I hope there was no nipple. Good luck OP, in all of your future endeavors
stronghand0331 17
It's never okay when it's your mom!
dog1999 2
Atleast they have a healthy relationship with each other
lininnes 6
That's why I never used anyone else's mobile... you never know what they keep there... P.S. Hope OP's mum is milf then sucks a bit less.
donut_gurl 8
get over it! your parents have a sex life, and that's actually a good thing. Kinda awkward to see the pic, but your life doesn't suck
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Well they still like each other.
QueenShmoobie 6
Would just like to say to everyone (even though I'm a bit late) that sexy pictures do not equate to a "healthy" or "happy" marriage. Sure they may indicate one or help maintain one, but personally I think I'd prefer a pic of my future hubby just smiling or being dorky and cheesy in a cute romantic way. But to each their own I guess.
anedderm 4
At least they were hers you found.
ben827 10
Looks like your old man still has it. They must have a really strong relationship.
BoratSagdiyev 2
Cc me.