Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son showed me a "bird's egg" he was looking after in his room. It was a dried up dog turd. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
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Simply_J 0
Kodak moment?
sammichbitch 0
What The ****.
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Comments (135)
crankyadam 0
FIRST
neonokku 0
ew!
PeopleRSoDumb 0
Why would you -ever- think it was cute to think of your son as a dog? YDI tard.
SweetPotatoVines 0
YDI for having a son. And A dog.
jamsackson 0
Congratulations on raising the next Bear Grills. Be happy, now you can save a lot of money by not cooking food. Just let him eat random road kill.
XxMidnightReader 0
that's horribly disgusting OP. I really hope you cleaned his mouth out and checked to make sure he's not retarded.
spaerro 8
haha gross
Simply_J 0
Kodak moment?
xanniefiend420 0
haha agreed
Theatregeek788 0
lol but that is disgustinggg poor mom.... heck...poor kid!!
stopreadingmynam 0
definetely kodak
Shaebug12 0
luv the pic
KRYPTON1T3 5
lol. great comment. maybe take him to the doctor. who knows what is on that rabbit.
dudeman1212 22
124 - ...organs and such?
Rowdey 10
No, it's more than that. It's Facebook official.
sammichbitch 0
What The ****.
ryguy1997 0
you took the words right out of my mouth
Clare420 0
that what I was thinking...is your son retarded?? what four year old doesn't know not to eat dead rabbits???
matt5217 4
I'm 4 and eat dead rabbits
XxMidnightReader 0
ROFL @111
Master__Chief 0
soo... wheres the FML? raw dead rabbits off the lawn are, as dora's backpack would say, nom nom nom nom DELICIOSO!
waddup_fml 0
Haha awesome!! Just let your son evolve into a human-dog! this one is favorited!! PS Kodak moment comment made me laugh!
crazytoaster 2
So what? When i was a kid i ate a dead kangaroo with my dogs and i turned into a completely well adjusted and emotionally mature adult........ kind of.
quelbaby 0
oh yum !! haha na seriously that's gross lol my lil bro ate poo when he was little.. but a dead rabbit is wrong lol
av232 0
and poo is right to eat?
Quietcannon 0
And by your brother, you mean you?
xxxNataliexxx 0
Adam, really stfu you are annoying I bet your 8 years old, now go have mommy defend you
LilaBear 2
yes people who say "first" are annoying, but people who are unnecessarily aggressive are worse, ie. YOU.
Ketz 0
Who's Adam?
Pats14 0
i hate it when i cant find the person someones talking about in a comment lol
ibanezplyr03 0
104 agreed. It seems like I am missing out on some cool shit sometimes.
goomonk 2
Adam commented: "my mom is dead" that's what all the hype is about.
crankyadam 0
my mom is dead
Rowdey 10
Dick weasel..
Saaandy 0
how come the four year old was alone outside? lol buuuut that is pretty disgusting.
LilaBear 2
if you have a fenced-in yard and can see the yard from wherever you're working inside the house, why WOULDN'T you let a 4 year old outside alone?
SenGaeriel 3
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
rukiafujioka 0
Your son ate Thumper
crankyadam 0
ahahahha ur hilarios rukia X'D