Gemma
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice to know
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ew.
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML
jared77
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
GeorgiaBOYY
United States
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
boardman
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Creeped out
Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML
KidCudi227
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You sure this is the right time?
Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
mile high clubber
Bensalem, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML
airplanes-suck
United States
The talk
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
anon
Smells like Toddler Spirit
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
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kjcamaro3 5
Does that make you a member of the mile high club?
omfg_creepers 8
There's not much room in those bathrooms even for one person. Are your parents contortionists?
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409sPoisonGirl 12
I just found out my baby was conceived in the backseat of my boyfriend's car. Hmmm... How to explain when they're older.
perdix 31
Relax, you are under no obligation to do so. Most kids don't even want to know that their parents ever had sex. I don't want to go all "Church Lady" on you, but they might wonder why the **** you weren't married when they were conceived.
Dc040583 6
They might, if they ARE brought up by church ladies. Other than that, this doesn't really matter any more than where they were conceived. So, since the parents are going to be raising the kids and not YOU, they'll probably just find it an interesting but ultimately trivial bit of information. After all, we are who WE make ourselves, not some vector sum of the red tape surrounding our births.
perdix 31
"Vector sum?" Professor, would you please explain this problem to me? Should I be using a vaginal coordinate system or a penile (cylindrical) one?
Ray_of_midnight 23
"Scalar? Why I hardly..."
Ins_Knie 2
Cogito ergo vector sum
Dc040583 6
I'm gonna comment instead of voting: Laugh it off. It doesn't matter a bit.
Miouya 0
Lol kinky ;D
Marom 3
Well you can say.. *takes glasses off* You were airborn YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
insertnameherr 11
Win.
ICATiger 13
Your mom must of being pretty flushed after giving birth to you
MrLoux 6
Do they call you Maverick?
Ins_Knie 2
You already knew that you were conceived. Why did she tell you that in an airplane toilet?
jdr2995 0
Airborn?
jansdo 1
And why is this a problem? Everyone gets conceived somewhere and yours is unique. You should tell everyone about it-oops, you already did.
stonephoenix 2
I think that is an awesome story!