Gemma
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice to know
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ew.
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML
jared77
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
GeorgiaBOYY
United States
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
boardman
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Creeped out
Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML
KidCudi227
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You sure this is the right time?
Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
mile high clubber
Bensalem, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML
airplanes-suck
United States
The talk
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
anon
Smells like Toddler Spirit
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Top comments
kjcamaro3 5
Does that make you a member of the mile high club?
omfg_creepers 8
There's not much room in those bathrooms even for one person. Are your parents contortionists?
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Beareyouseae 3
Your mom should've flushed.
dukeunidude 4
Today I took a huge crap in an airplane, it turned out to be my baby. FML
nvo 6
Which proves she was a hot chick - at least before she got knocked up with you. Kinda sweet that she trusts you with that information now ... i guess you're officially grown up
dukeunidude 4
Don't you get free flights? Maybe only on SWISS air?
somewhatlucky 1
pics or it didn't happen
sknhdchick 4
At least you WERE conceived. Think of all those poor little swimmers that didn't make it.
dodzin 9
Be proud of your parents
gabbyknight1 0
Must have been a quickie
Starstruckluv 4
At least it's a great story to tell from everyone who was born in a hospital
Knarf_fml 10
You're the first Mile High Baby I've ever heard about! Congrats