Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend invited me to play frisbee golf with him. On my first throw, my frisbee got stuck on a branch near the top of a very tall tree. This is why I don't do sports. FML
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I tried to catch a rogue soccer ball at the park. I sprinted, leapt into the air, and managed to catch it. I also managed to trip on a picnic blanket, crash into a stroller (which was thankfully empty), and fall face-first into a salad bowl full of potato salad. FML
Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML
Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML
Today, during my daily jog, a gate in my local park, which has been stuck open by weeds and overgrown grass for at least 6 years, was apparently weeded and properly closed yesterday. I hit that thing at full speed, flipped over it, and landed on my head with total strangers laughing at me. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
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libbyson 5
Why is this an FML all the cute girls will come over to see if your ok
BulletStreet 0
and now all the chicks will be digging u for ur injury and feeling sorry, or they won't stop laughing XD
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BulletStreet 0
and now all the chicks will be digging u for ur injury and feeling sorry, or they won't stop laughing XD
fmlfmlfml15 0
lmao hopefully it's the first one. Ultimate frisbee turned into ultimate failure.....
YouSuckAtL1fe 0
YDI for playing Ultimate Frisbee, fag
AlexZB 0
no wonder they were cheering you
inu_fml 0
people at UM play ultimate all the time!
dude_stfu 0
LOL. Yeah I would've been cheering you on too. They were cheering cuz they knew they were gonna get some good entertainment. lmfao
trip_toke_thrash 0
ydi for liking avenged sevenfold. loser.
dude_stfu 0
yeah avenged 7 CRAp sucks. No wonder you ran into the fence. oh and ultimate frisbee sucks
fuzz97 23
**** you, you little Jonas Brothers loving dick. Avenged Sevenfold kicks ass.
awesome1145 0
LOL
eaglesfan365 0
everyone watching extreme fris which would be like 8 people
fmlbai 0
I'm with 19. Get a life
MissDanish17 5
Really? Fag? Do you know that Ultimate is coed? And when you are wearing the wrong color shirt you have to change on the field? Yeah. Maybe not so gay.
libbyson 5
Why is this an FML all the cute girls will come over to see if your ok
Scorpitarrius 0
Yeah, then laugh at you for being a tool afterwards.
MyNameIsViet 15
Go! Go! Go! Go! Oh watch out for that...... And stop.
MyzticHydra 0
the fence kicked your ass :D score one for the fence you 0
zrhcrx 0
don't feel bad i got a concussion my second day at college..now everyone knows who i am
glassisass 0
itsn ot soo bad. quit crying. i once ran at all on the second floor and fell down all they way. in school.... first day....
CFR 0
That's when you laugh it off and keep going. =D
tWitt3rBuG 0
Well, did u catch it?
bananamanama 0
Sorry but....so? I run into things all the time, you just gotta laugh it off. Chances are you`ll remember it and just feel pretty silly....I remember once I was running to the washroom at school right after the bell rang and I didn`t know the bathrooms were locked and out of service, so I smacked into the door hard in front of everyone in the hall. It was kind of embarrassing but I find it hilarious now.
ridzyroo 0
ultimate ftw!
fmlfmlfml15 0
what is "ftw"????
ridzyroo 0
go UD it
AAAAHHHH12 2
For the win.
roflcopterzzz 0
Your name is AvengdSevenfold. YDI.